Friday, January 20, 2012

The Beer Mile

Beer and running?
Yes please.

Over the last 100 years runners have become pansy's.  American Marathon times have plummeted in the last 30 years.  

Who's to blame?
I blame the sports drink companies have made us slow feeding us that high fructose corn syrup crap and H2O that stuffs  totally overrated over rated.

Did pirates drink Gatorade?
And I bet Black Beard could beat most Americans in a race even if he did have a peg leg.
Me Vs them
It's time to get in shape once again.

It was only my first try.  I shall get better!

I run for the Stone Brewing Company out of Escondido and my rations are running low and I don't want to get scurvy.   It's time to head down to the brewery and fill my car full of Ale.

My 2nd attempt at the beer mile I shall raise the ante!  Instead of 12 oz Pale ales I think I'll try my luck at drinking 4 22oz bottles of Arrogant Bastard.

Also on the horizon Superbowl Sunday in Redondo Beach.  A local reporter claimed I was gonna race a 5k drink a six pack and then race the 10k.  I didn't really know that was my plan but why the hell not.
Anyone wanna join me? I'll supply the Stone Ale to the first person that does

1 comment:

  1. Shit, that's the same weekend as Rocky Raccoon... otherwise I'd be totally down for that!